Crack head mother

A mother that put low effort into improving her acts she may not give a Fu*K about everything. Crackhead moms will compulsively lie to loved ones to get her daily dopamine fix. She may say she will improve her life but after some days she will go back to her normal crackhead ways. In a nutshell.

Bye I'll be right back just going to the store to get some crack... I mean milk. Crack head mother

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He is cracked at fn

Damn justin is cracked at fn my guy.

"Dude justin is cracked at gaynite." or "He is cracked at fn."

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Cracked Screen App

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.

Tomo: How was the party last night?
Anuj: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning feeling like P. Diddy.

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crack my eggs

fertilize my eggs; impregnate me

I want the villain from Black Panther to crack my eggs

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wig cracked back

that act of shooting one in the head

don't fuck around... unless you want to get your wig cracked back that is?

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crack you oust

A random word phrase that has no meaning. Infidels like Barcode tend to use this in a meaningless insult to KKK supporters and pedophiles.

Barcode: "You're a KKK Supporter? Imma crack you oust boi!"

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Exiting Car Crack

When getting out of a vehicle (usually a small car or back of car) and your bum crack is on show.

X: *Gets out of car from back seat*
Y: Your bum cracks hanging out.
X: GOD DAMN! I've got Exiting Car Crack :/

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