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A nasty trash hoe with the voice that sounds like she deep throated a cactus who wants a relationship with someone else's cheating husband and sends him messages begging him to come over to her boyfriend's house while he's at work and she is alone and has free time.
Melissa is a snake ass hoe she begged a married man to come service her while her man was at work..
When shit dries and crusts to your penis.
Man I fell asleep after hitting the back door. Now I have a rusty snake.
When a women shits with a thong on and it splits down the middle like a snake tongue.
The stripper started snake-tonguing whilst performing
When you go to take a piss but your urine splits off into two streams, causing your Shlong to appear as a snake.
“God damnit bro, I started snake tonguing and pissed all over the seat.”
A squirmy, water loving, salty backstabber, who acts as a friend but they are really the opposite.
snake backstabber squirmy
We used to be best friends until she snaked me out. That little sea snake.
What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)
Snaking is when someone is low key hooking with their roommate and/or roommates. But it's so secretive that you have to be sly like a snake.
Jim: "Yo Mitch did you hear about Jake and Noah?"
Mitch: "Nah what?"
Jim: "They're totaling snaking around dude."