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When you’re talking to kaybree and you think she likes you but she’s just looking for friends and too nice to say so.
“Yeah I’m talking to kaybree,”
“Are you sure you’re not in the Kaybree trap?”
When you ask a girl out on a date solely based on her looks, and she ends up having zero positive personality traits.
Shawn: Dude, how did your date go last night?
Rob: Shit, man, it was awful. I mean she looked great but the minute the waiter left, she turned into a total rascist asshole.
Shawn: Well Rob, maybe if you weren't so damn shallow you wouldn't be constantly Barbie Trapped.
When you shit while getting fucked in the ass.
I fed Steve tacos to make sure we had a good Mississippi mud trap tonight
A homeless man and a homeless women are both in a dumpster having sex all over the place, the stench and bodily ejaculants cause for a death trap called the Oklahoma death trap.
Did you walk by that Perkins restaurant on 6th street? Two homeless people are Oklahoma death trapping the hell out of that dumpster.
Farting as you get up off of a foam cushion on a couch or chair, leaving the fart embedded in the cushion, setting up the next person who sits down on the cushion to take the blame for it.
As Carl was called back to the doctor's examination room, he left a pootie trap behind in the waiting room chair for the next unfortunate person to spring.
A move in the game of checkers whereby a player uses 4-5 of his/her pieces to surround and flank the oppositions pieces, which causes defeat 99.9% of the time...except in certain breakrooms
"You see that....yeah thats the tuscaloosa trap"
A move in the game of checkers whereby the most superior player will use 4-5 of his or her pieces to surround and trap the opponets checkers...cause an obvious victory except in the breakroom at Super Target
"When i use this Tuscaloosa Trap and I win..you will have to get Tuscaloosa Trap tattooed on your body."