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Another term for some pot that comes in very small buds.
I called my friend and said "Hey, do you want to go half with me on a bag of bat turds ?"
An affectionate term for your dog who eats poo.
Hey turd sucker, you wanna go for a walk?
That one guy from run 3 that has a little balloon and is a little shit
When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".
Last night was insane; we were turd burgling like some 'shit witches' last night.
The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.
"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."
Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".
The puss you squeeze out of your nipple region
Nipple turds are When u have an infection somewhere in your body for so long it works its way out of ur nipple area
When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10
Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!
Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.