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someone who wearz tha preppie stuff or makez fun of blackz but are black!preppie jock people!!!
john you wear too much turtle skinz or u belong with tha preppie turtle skinz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!holla
the fucking cutest little beings made on planet earth.
"did you see those fucking cute ass baby sea turtles!?"
Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.
Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club
When two or more siblings share the same birthday, they are turtle twins.
The downside of being a turtle twin was only one birthday party.
Accidentally falling out of a ladies Vagina only to reinsert in a hurry and enter her Anus
Michaelangelo slipped out of April's Pussy and ended up Cowabunging her in the Sewerpipe, causing a Hairyback Ninja Turtle
When someone's calves are so large, that they look like they have a baby turtle inside them.
Dude! Check out those girls legs! She has HUGE turtle calves!
legs workout calves exercise
Bruh, have you seen Jessica Simpson's turtle calves?
When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion
I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick