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Yo-Yo-ing

The act of using momentum to slide up and down repeatedly on a tree for sexual gratification.

That mf was yo-yo-ing on a tree for so long that his crotch was made smooth like a barbie doll, DAYUM!

by buffnipz August 10, 2023


Yo-yoing

"Yo-Yoing" is the act of propelling ones excrement to the apex of deployment; only to halt the action then reverse the motion at a high velocity in a reciprocating manner for the purpose of sexual stimulation or to massage the male prostate with orgasmic intent.

Aka. Sucking and pushing poop in and out of your butthole making yourself cum

Do you yo-yo while you poop?

James has been away for 2 hours, I suspect he is in the bathroom Yo-Yoing. No one takes 2 hours to poop. He always returns in a euphoric state.

by oGFlubber February 19, 2022


Yo-Yoing

When you sit on a toilet and your balls hang so low that they hit the cold water and shrink back up. As they rise they warm backup and drop back down into the cold water causing them to shrink back up again.

my balls hang so low I can't take a shit without yo-yoing.

by long balls bill July 28, 2018


Yo sister a trap

The insult that’ll bring even GOD to his knees, this is the worst insult of all time and will call upon the gods of pain and roasts once said.

Person 1: Yo granny tranny

Person 2: stfu yo sister a trap
Person 1 starts screaming as he melts, and is banished into the void for eternity

by h a l l e l u j a h March 21, 2018


Fumbled yo shit

When someone stutters or stumbles their words while talking usually resulting in an awkward silence or pause. Can also be applied when someone trips up or spills something.

Yo you just fumbled yo shit!

by Free.lover November 19, 2022


Yo quiero

"Yo quiero" is simple Spanish for "I want." This is often used for many reasons like wanting something or wanting to do something.

If you want to use "Yo quiero," you could say "Yo quiero una hamburguesa." This means "I want a hamburger."

by TheManWhoDoesDefinitions February 1, 2023


yard-yo

The slightly-disgusted/irritated verbal "I'm over here" (Goobah-brain/Numb-nutz optional) attention-getter that you call to a seemingly-tunnel-visioned visitor who has obliviously walked right past you on his way to knock on the front door of your house, never noticing that you were sortin' fasteners or paintin' up buoys in da tool-shed less than twenty feet away.

There are so many absurdly-unaware people in dis here town; I almost always have to give a yard-yo if I'm outdoors when one of those dim-minded blokes comes a-knocking.

by QuacksO July 9, 2018