Jake

From Statefarm

Person A: Jake
Person B: Statefarm

Jake

To shit one's pants.

Damn, I straight up Jaked in my pants.

Jake

Some gay firefighter or something

“I really wanna put my peepeee in Jake.”

Jake

A man with a small forehead, who can't do a lot of thinking

"Jake Small forehead"

jake

A guy who's 24/7 horny

Do you hear the moaning in the bath?

Yeah, must be Jake.

Jake

Jake is a very Intelligent and Athletic Human. He is very shy at times, but once he feels ready to open up. You will learn he is Humorious and Caring. He doesn’t care what people say about about him. He lets little bull crap influence his life. Jake Is a kid you want to be friends with, if you are feeling down. He will make sure you are fine. He Might be an idiot at times, but he is always listening to make your life better. If you have a Jake in your life, You’re lucky. Whoever needs someone to live their life with, a person with the name Jake is just what they need.

Jake is Here! He just Brightened up my Day.

Jake

Jake is a Man that you would want to be friends with. He doesn’t take crap from anybody. He is Chill and laid back. He takes School And Sports Seriously. If anyone hurts him or anyone he talks too, Yeah u better want to skip town. If you know a Jake, Your lucky to have him. When he walks into the room, it lights up in happiness.

Jake is always Happy at anytime of the day.