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Enjoy October 14 with smoking weed and eating Doritos and drinking bleach while watching dank memes.
It's national meme day!
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A day where you have the best orgasm of your life. This day is on April 10th
Dude today's national orgasm day! Can't wait to hang with my girl.
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a red sox fan in bandwagoner denial.
person a: "I love the red sox!"
"Red Sox Nation baby!"
person b: "have you ever been to boston?"
person a: "no"
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Also known as national gay day, it is known for being the worst day in history. Every time this day is met, it is theorized the world may end.
National Tyler Day is coming up, prepare yourself for the world to end.
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The blind imbeciles who root for the Red Sox even though many have never been to Boston. Part of the brainwashing marketing campaign of the new Evil Empire. Enemies to anyone who truly enjoys baseball.
I had to sit through a baseball game while a couple of douche bags from the Red Fux Nation poured beer on each other and screamed at children and old ladies.
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On January 15th anyone of the age 12 or above has permission to murder any child they like 💕
“It’s national kill a child day! Let’s go stab Sophie and Jayden!
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Jimmy- hey you ready for tomorrow?
skyla- whats tomorrow?
jimmy- national masturbation day!
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