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kaitlin long is the most beautifulest and cutest girl ever❤️
kaitlinnn long belongs to ellie
Saying things that you never intend on doing.
On Holidays:
Banji: I am going to buy a house here on this cliff.
THE NEXT DAY:
Banji: I should really get a house here.
RETURNED HOME FROM HOLIDAYS
Conclusion:
Aryan: BANJI, YOU HAVE A LONG TOUNGUE.
Asshole who won't teleport to you.
You know who you are.
"My long distance partner keeps telling me to buy a apple teleporter." (You should.)
Some pretentious, deep allegory used in David Cronenberg’s 1983 film “Videodrome” starring James Woods and Debbie Harry of Blondie.
Nicki: “Just come to me Max, come to Nicki… watch, I’ll show you how. It‘s easy.”
(Television does some gnarly magic trick)
Max: (Raising literal handgun to his head) “Long live the new flesh.”
This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
It means Ethan's long and hard boner. IT became harder after a touch. It is filled with blood so it looks like a pink American classical hotdog.
The chef touched the "long hotdog" in order to help Ethan exercise.
what you call a fatty that got the superman from across the room
I was desperate last night, so I got me a long range hippo.