Orgy For One

When you Invite a lot of Girls to an orgy but they give you lots of excuses for why the cant come so you end up masturbating instead but its not just masturbation its an orgy for one

Person 1: Hey dude I just had an orgy
Person 2: How many girls where there?
Person 1: It was just me It was an orgy for one

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off by one

An "Off-By-One" (OBO) in a non-programming context is the act of a touch-typist beginning to type with their hands one key offset from home position.

If the typist in question types fast enough, the resulting nonsense string of gibberish resembling a 14 year-old's SMS history or YouTube comment may actually be sent/submitted before they notice what they've done.

Ex 1:
Sm "Pgg-Nu-Pmr" )PNP_ om s mpm-ptphts,,omg vpmyrcy od yjr svy pg s ypivj-yupody nrhommomh yp yupr eoyj yjrot jsmfd pmr lru pggdry gtp, yjr jp,r ppdoyopm/ (*That was actually harder than I thought it'd be, though notice the prevalence of things like omg and gtp)

Ex. 2:
Carly1992: Wanna come over to my place?
TCAPreditorBate: rirakky!
TCAPreditorBate: totally* Sorry, off by one

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cling ons

one or more couples who hang around with each other and make out. ALL THE TIME. This is partly because everyone else is so fed up their making out in their presence and making everyone else feel akward that they have banished them to forever hang out with other losers who have nothing better to do then make out.

look out! here come the cling ons! there so fucking annoying, they were cool when they were single!

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For the one time

To do something one time, either just because or because you had to. When you choose to abstain, but say fuck it anyway. Turn up!!!

Fuckboi stay typing that bs online. Every time I give him a taste of his own medicine he plays the victim and they want me to feel like the “bad guy”. I had to fuck him up for the one time.

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that one poop

That one poop is when you get home from a long day of work and/or school and you just sit down with your phone and take the best shit in the world. It always feels amazing and you feel like you take on the world after this process

Bro 1: bro i got home and just sat down on the shitter and took that one poop

Bro 2: bro, no fucking way

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[One Armer]

When you wake up next to an unattractive girl alseep on your arm and you would rather chew your own arm off than wake her.

Bruv who was that rotter i saw you with last night? She was a proper One Armer!!

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Real One

Redefined as somebody VIP to you or has helped you in some sort of way.

Good looks gee! You a real one.

Thanks mom, you will always be a real one.

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