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n. A beautiful woman with amazing cooking skills. Normally brunette. An animal lover, especially dogs. Has a smile than can brighten all if your darkest days. She is the macaroni to your cheese, the star to your sky, the vodka to your bacon. Also one of the nicest, smartest, and funniest people you will ever meet. If ever you should meet her you will be one of the lucky ones. She is probably the best friend you will ever have. More thoughtful and caring than anyone. She is also an amazing daughter, sister,and aunt!
Emily Siragusa is the bees knees. She is the graham cracker to my smore.
a bitch who no one likes and acts like an eshay and all tough but in reality she a glue sniffing little girl. She seems to think she is invincible just because of her boyfriend Ricky and is an attention seeker who fucks her bf everyday. She thinks she’s cool but she is just a backstabbing bitch who has no friends and everyone hates her.
oh fuck there Emily McGrath, run !
Emily T is a tennis ho, who likes to spank older men with her rackets. She goes for tall daddies, who sometimes happen to be her teacher. She’s into playing with people named chase, and she’s in love with Krzysiu.
“Who’s that tennis ho?”
“that’s emily t!”
stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
a small girl silly but loyal like a puppy emily Dixon normally are blonde small girls with pale skin (like a bar is doll) Emily Dixons are normally fragile with grace and elegance they are very studious and don't get out much /green eyed Emily dioxins pretend sometimes to be something they're not a green eyed Emily is often shy and hides away her intelligence
/blue eyed Emily Dixons are the exception to the studious ways she is daft and immiture and not to be trusted
/brown eyed brown eyed Emily's are outgoing however they are unlinked by many and can be anoying at times
I really need to pass this test
So do I let's do an emily Dixon and study loads