urban bear

a young attractive outgoing woman who enjoys her booze with great tittiies. she tends to maul the boy shes with - leaving marks such as but not limited to hickeys. although a rare sighting, the fraternity brothers pursue said urban bear as a favorite pasttime.

"they fucking let me molest them and maul people" - an urban bear.

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bear faced

The act of a man shaving his pubic hair and putting it under the pillow. After ejaculating on the girls face the man lifts the pillow and shoves her face into the hair

She was acting rude before dinner so I bear faced her later that night

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bear sharktopus

The combination of a bear, shark and octopus. A science experiment gone wrong. It now lives in the forest/ocean thing. Likes to eat little boys and girls and use their bones as tooth picks. Then hangs their skin on trees as ornaments............. BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE BEAR SHARKTOPUS!

little boy: gee, I just love the woods...
little girl: ikr... OH NO! ITS A BEAR SHARKTOPUS
little boy:NOOOOO!!!

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bear hard

As hard as a bear

That exam was bear hard!

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Schnookel bear

An adorable person embodying the essence of a schnookum. It's akin to a teddy bear except that there is nothing cuter or more appealing than a schnookel bear.

Courtney is such a schnookel bear, she's simply adorable beyond compare.

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poor bear

A response to something that you really don't give a shit about. Meaning you care more about a non-existant bear than the persons problem.

Person 1: dude tina broke up with me
Person 2: awwwww poor bear

Person 1: my whole family just died in a car crash, my principal was the one that hit him.
Person 2: awww poor bear

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Neon Bear

Being really exited to go out and party. Usually the loudest kid you'd know might shout this.

Lets go baby! I'm amped tonight like a Neon Bear , WHAT WHAT!!

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