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Fecal residue on a toilet bowl - a fine art
"Duuude I'm gonna famous, go check out my Bowl Van Gogh. I don't know where I get my creativity sometimes man."
When you see something so good and you just need it in your bowl.
I saw my friend eating an ice cream so I said I want it in my bowl
throwing a drunk, naked rugby player down a table into a stack of cups.
if you don’t think that I’m adding “rugger bowling” to my to-do list, then you don’t know me very well. Thanks, Mark Cuban.
What one smokes when they are all alone.
"Hey man, I'm going to go hit a private bowl in the shower. Later dude"
Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.
Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.
Mom: I-
A large mass of diarrhea floating to the top of a toilet, usually circle shaped. Looks similar to a pancake, with the toasted middle and the speckled ring around it.
“Sorry I was in the toilet for a while. I just baked a pancake bowl, if you know what I’m saying.”