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A Super Bowl is ether a cereal eating competition or a foot ball term that means championship that the patriots seem to consistently get into and lose
Cool kid:My grandma wan a super bowl
Not cool kid: what cereal did she eat
Cool kid: gluten free low fat small sized pizza flavors Honey Nut Cheerios
Pretending to be a fan of the other team and praying the patriots don’t win
Yeah super bowl tonight who u rooting for? Oh well whoever is playing the pats
A "huge" disappointment (or delight, depending on who you talk to) in da comestibles department when being given a container of munchies for satisfying yer hunger while watching da game --- you'd expected an oversize deep-dish of chips or other crunchy/flavorful snacks, but instead your health-nut-minded food-provider filled said cavernous basin wif boiled mixed veggies in broth!
Da term "souper bowl" could also refer to a treating-da-eater-to-a-round-of-sports-playing bribe, whereby a parent pays for a child's fun-session at da duckpin-lanes as a reward for wincingly chowing down on a large helping of slow-cooked peas and carrots.
When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal
individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."
When your having sex with a girl doggystyle and your're about to climax you shove your thumb in her butthole, flip her so she does a rollypolly and you climax on her face
Last night I was fucking my girl and I bowling balled her, she absolutely loved it.
When a male inserts 2 fingers in a womans vagina and his thumb into her anus or vice versa.
I bowling balled her last night
She wants me to bowling ball her.