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Wendell krinn techincal high and the college

This school is full of a bunch of fags, you have some smart people most are redneck gay fags. If you go here your surrounded by a bunch of emo's this school is the worst of all

you goto Wendell krinn techincal high and the college where all the gays are die

by tristian mosberg April 29, 2022


York Technical College

Also referred to as: York Tech, or simply 'tech'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.

This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.

Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'

You: So what are you up to?

Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?

You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.

Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?

You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.

Old high school acquaintance: riiight...

You: Well I gotta go write a paper.

Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?

You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V

by Technically a Ninja January 2, 2012


Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf

American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.

Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”

by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022


Boston College

College that tries to recruit students from a variety of backgrounds but then orientalizes them for not being caucasian or Catholic and lumps them together as "AHANA" students.

I went to Boston College. They made me read the bible and made me feel different for not being a white Catholic person. Weird experience.

by November 4, 2022


College ELA

A literal scam that is designed to waste your time and money. Once you pass English 9, you know literally everything you could possibly know about ELA (You know enough to survive after passing English 6). At least English 10, English 11, and English 12 are free... but College ELA? That is some bullshit you have to pay for. No thank you, I'll go take French 3 instead.

College ELA is a scam and a massive waste of time

by Sanae Katagiri April 5, 2022


Frikandelbroodje op het Media College ter Amsterdam

Het frikandelbroodje op het Media College ter Amsterdam heeft een nietszeggend sausje, minimaal 3 designfouten en is bovenal veel te hard

Brian: "Ik ga een Frikandelbroodje op het Media College ter Amsterdam benuttigen."
Danilo: "Kanker hard."

by Pizzabodem45 April 4, 2022


college clashing

(verb) The act of wearing apparel from at least two different colleges at the same time.

You're wearing a Syracuse baseball cap, UConn sweatshirt, and Kentucky sweatpants? You've taken college clashing to a whole new level.

by fernalfonso October 28, 2013