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Ian is just standing around scratching his butthole, what a Dick wrinkle
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a term used to describe Florida, because of its shape as it hangs from the country.
dude 1: dude, i have to go to Florida.. i hate Florida!!
dude 2: yea i hate america's dick too!!!
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Skip dick is when one's penis smells like the brand of crisps "Skips"
Jane: Wow Michael had really bad skip dick last night, might have to break up with him.
John: Hahahahaha that is grim blad
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A rap song by Mickey Avalon, that brags about the wonders of a large dick, and degrades those unfortunate enough to have a small, otherwise useless pecker.
My dick: cost a late night fee
Your dick: got the HIV
My dick: like an M16
Your dick: broken vending machine
My dick: sick and dangerous
Your dick: quick and painless
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Happens when you are fucking a girl whose hip pops in and out of the socket while she is riding him. It makes a noise like cracking your knuckles and it can be painful when your the guy is thrashing you.
I can´t walk, I got hip dicked last night.
I was banging my girl so hard that her hip dicking woke the neighbors.
To punish my girlfriend I hip dicked her.
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The inability to get or keep an erection because of methamphetamine use.
Man, I tried to bone this chick but i couldn't because of dope dick.
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A Male with a odor to his penis, usually an Old molded Cheese smell... Mostly found on Uncircumcised men, but circumcised men can receive it also... In Most cases the smell comes from left over Urine Drops, Pre Ejaculation, and Poor Hygiene...
"Pull that skin back, so I can suck that dick"
"Eww... wtf? Boy go wash that Cheesy Dick"
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