A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor
The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning
Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.
I’m drunk and I apologize but I got into the bourbon and I could not help myself
An extreme version of a mean drunk, the Exorsist drunk is someone who becomes downright evil when they get drunk, almost as if they were possessed by the devil like the girl from The Exorsist.
What happened to Bob last night, he called me a cocksucker and threatened to kill me. Oh, he's an Exorsist drunk, once he's had too many it's like he's possessed.
When you are so drunk that you buy a car and don't realise you did until the next day.
You did what!! Fuck you must have been buy car drunk!!!
a guy that start the day drinking and end the day drinking, he is a lonely drunk!
Lonely drunk played vr chat while chugging orange juice vodka.
When you get so drunk that you turn gay
“Did you hear about how Owen and Joseph hooked up? “
“Yeah dude, they were faggy drunk”
Drunk twerking. Usually done by stupid whores on sites like Facebook live and Periscope
Xavier: Dude I just caught a video of Emily drunk twerking!
Alex: Damn bro let me see that.