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A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor
The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning
Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.
I’m drunk and I apologize but I got into the bourbon and I could not help myself
The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.
I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until chad got me sneaky drunk pouring shots and sending beers my way all night insisting me to keep drinking his dad’s booze
The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.
I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until I found myself sneaky drunk off a bottle of wine the boys threw my way.
To be fyn-drunk is when a person thinks he/she gets drunk after two beers but clearly hasn't been at a party in the surburbs.
1) "Gosh, I was sooooo drunk last night. My friends had to put me to bed at 8 p. m.."
"Was he/she drunk? I didn't notice"
2) "Was Jeppe drunk at the party last night?"
"No.. Or he was fyn-drunk you know.."
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That moment when your rear-end releases everything in your stomach, then begins to dry heave after being emptied. This condition is normally accompanied by questions like, "What the hell did I eat?" and followed by, "I'm never eating that again" knowing damn well you're going to be greedy in 48 hours.
Bruh I swear fo gawd I'm butt-drunk. I've been on this toilet for 48 minutes!
When any employee of an establishment acts like a drunk asshole to everyone else because a group or person is tipping them a lot of money to do things that are against policy.
"That waitress is ignoring us and only paying attention to that customer, she must be tip drunk"