A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor
The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning
Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.
I’m drunk and I apologize but I got into the bourbon and I could not help myself
Describes a subject who has drink a bunch of double Tradicional tequilas over the day, and who presentes symptoms such as red nose and cheeks and unavailability to talk clear.
Here we go again, Marcus just asked for his fifth double Tradicional, he is getting bunny drunk 🐰... again.
That gross, sweaty, sticky kind of feeling when you eat too much salami, meat, or cheese. Usually the product of a soda-based sugar high and a carb-based food coma crash.
I can't handle another trip to In-n-Out this week, I'm still sweating and burger drunk from last night.
To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.
Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.
God of sex and creampie king you see him he sees you it's over your goodies are his
Omg that's a drunk hobo 52 I gotta go get some dick
A god a absolute Chad not only will he steal you bitch he's taking you car, house,face and money
Yo. dawg ,watch out it be that,drunk hobo 52..