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Alaskan Fire Hydrant

The act of setting the room on fire then having an orgasm and spinning around to put it out

Dude, I had an amazing night last night.
Oh and what was so great?
Well I was masturbating and then I decided to pull an Alaskan Fire hydrant.

by jgold1224 December 18, 2011

20๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turkish Firing Squad

A person inserts 1 to 2 large bags of jelly beans into their rectum before standing above a blind-folded, second person and shooting them in the chest .

Hey man, where's the bathroom ? I got a Turkish Firing Squad on deck!

by thekwafer December 25, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


redneck fire drill

Any disorganized, uncoordinated event.

I'll never go to that party again. It was like a redneck fire drill just for me to try to get the tickets for it!

by pentozali December 7, 2005

21๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Indian Fire Drill

Almost the same as the Chinese Fire Drill, except when the people get out, the vehicle is still moving.

Guy 1: Man, I'm so sore from that last Indian Fire Drill.
Guy 2: Yeah. You totally ate shit on that one.

by GuyWhoAteShit December 21, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


British firing squad

When several men line up shoulder to shoulder and time an ejaculation on a victim down range, similar to firing range executions from the 1700s. Related to the bukkake.

Paulo, Vertis, Brian and Christian gave the girl a British firing squad. It was gross.

by Glock the Cock July 16, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


phoenix fire trap

When a girl puts pepper spray on her vagina, then 10 guys must cum on her pussy to put our the fire. The men must be dressed up in full firefighter gear. Only the heroic few go into the fire to put it out.

Son: Hey guys I just phoenix fire trapped this girl last night
Dad: (overhears) Son i invented the phoenix fire trap.... were you the hero?
Son: Damn right
Dad: (tears up) I'm so proud of you

by theburningclam February 13, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Texas Fire Chute

The art of putting a coffee straw down your dick hole and pouring hot sauce down it.

Yo dude I gave that guy who cheated on my girlfriend a Texas fire chute

by Scooby_Doo February 8, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž