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The girl at school who makes a list of everyone she hates and wants to kill. Usually gets caught but in the mean time upsets the people on it. Threatens to put people on it. Talks to the counselor and tries to work everything out.
OMG, I think that one girl is gonna put me on her death list. What did I ever do to her?
Death-list Girl: Don't make me put you on my death list.
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shut the f**k up I don't care
A: -long story that wasn't relevant to anything at all-
B: talk me to death dred
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Filipino nurses who work in skilled nursing facilities for the elderly, or who work night shift on medical floors in hospitals. Typically, these individuals are clueless about real nursing practices and speaking the English language.
Uh oh, the Filipino Death Squad just clocked in. I hope my patients are still here in the morning.
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A real niggaz record company, currently owned by a 40 year old Jewish Canadian soccer mom. Once owned by a Real nigga (Suge Knight). Was originally the only label people gave a shit about after Ruthless Record's Act "N.W.A" had disbanded. Home to some of the largest rap names, now the company is nothing more then a Symbol for how Real Nigga business will only go on before the White Women buys and sells your hardwork.
Person One: Damn nigga, Tha Row is hardcore
Person Two: Yeah, 2 bad niggaz couldn't keep there shit together.
Person Three: Hey, Death Row Records is releasing a new 2pac remix album, it's called "The third Eyez of Resurrection"
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an eagle unlike any other eagle. this bird wants only one thing, which is to destroy. covered in barbed wire with snakes coming out of its eyes its also on fire. one look into its eyes and your doomsday is upon you. bitch. it also rides a moped designed like a harley because it has no liscense.
-clyde "omg leroy look behind you! the flaming death eagle of death is on its motorbike."
-leroy. "garble garble garble!"
.. that was the sound of leroys death.
rip leroy franklin parker jr. 1983-2009
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Something Kanye West will hopefully never live down.
Ye: I’m a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I’m going death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE
Cloak: NOOOOOOO KANYE, DONT BE ANTISEMITIC
Elon Musk (two days later): Talked to ye today & expressed my concerns about his recent tweet, which I think he took to heart
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Possibly the best band that's ever existed. Oh, and by the way, they're not emo.
Annoying Jerk: Death Cab for Cutie sucks. They're giant pussies. Why don't you listen to good music, like death metal?
Girl: First of all: I don't listen to death metal because I can't understand a single word they're trying to sing. Second of all: Death Cab completely owns every other band that exists. Ever.
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