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when everything goes wrong. Or maybe just one thing but it feels like its the end of the world. Originated in Flint, MI.
You get pulled over by the police.
Person 1:"Bro I left my license at home."
Person 2: "Man its all bad."
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How you describe a meeting to a colleague that wasn't there that turns into a smelly mess because of big egos, bad process and attitudes, and someone in particular who wants control but doesn't have it making a big stink.
I came back from the meeting and my colleague took one look at my face and said 'how did the meeting go?' and I said: "it stank...like a bad fart... a bad fart meeting".
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A phrase typically used by conservatives and right-wingers when the media or leftists criticize Donald trump for no reason.
Leftist: HE SAID 'THERE ARE FINE PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES'
Right-winger: if you watched the full clip you would know that he said 'and I'm not talking about the neo-nazis because they should be condemned totally'
Leftist: NOOOOO BUT HE DIDN'T SAY THAT
Right-winger:Orange man bad!
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A type of bad pun especially prevalent within the poor writing of low budget or basement project porn videos. These are especially noteworthy when the porno, the pun, or both are in reference to a popular slang or media element within the generation of the film's creation.
"You've got Male Genitalia" is a bad porno pun of "You've Got Mail" and male genitalia.
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Referring to a poster on a messageboard who is a total fuckwit.
That user has a bad case of gay.
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Now we all know one of these. Annoying, waffle teachers who just go on and on about colours reflecting the characters mood or the weather having influence over a situation. Shut up and acknowledge that no one cares. Like really. The sky is black because the author wanted it to be. Not because the character is angry and having dark thought. Nope. It was probably late.
For some reason, every single one of them are major feminists. Why? We're any of the old authors you drone on about feminists? Nope.
In conclusion there is only one word that can fully describe them:
Boomer.
I have A bad English teacher. His name is Mr Hartley. And he's trash.
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A meme making fun of the fact that extremist SJWs and virtue-signalers don’t really know why they hate Trump so much.
They’ll go on and on and on about how much Trump has ruined this country and how he’s done such terrible things and how he’s a racist. However, as soon as they are asked to substantiate their outlandish claims, their brains undergo a mental short circuit, which causes them to enter a psychosis with effects such as high pitched screeching, repeating the chant over and over again, detachment from reality, followed by total and complete shutdown of all mental function - much like a computer when you tell it something it can’t comprehend.
Anyone, whether they love or hate Trump, can comfortably agree that these people are deranged psychopaths who feed off attention from virtue-signaling for internet brownie points.
SJW: “Trump is a racist, a sexist, a misogynist, and a KKK member!”
Human: “How?”
SJW: “YOU KNOW WHY! GOOGLE IT!”
Human: “No I don’t. Give me one reason why Trump is racist.”
SJW: “HE JUST IS!”
*Orange Man Bad intensifies*
“HEY HEY, HO HO, DONALD TRUMP HAS GOT TO GO!”
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