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Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
When a ass kicking occurs, however only to the level of small bruises and scrapes.
I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!
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A term used to discribe something so awesome the only way it could be better is if it was between two slices of bread. Useally seen in nasty killcams.
Dude that kill cam was an ass kicking sandwitch.
March 4th, is Kick a Mexican Day. Kick a border hopper back over the fence
Did you know that march 4th is Kick a Mexican Day
A popular martial arts move involves launching off from the right leg into a 360 degree clockwise rotation and kicking a target.
Argyle knows how to use the Lotus Kick
Died, as in the action a dying person twitching legs make, or the galloping action of a gallows hung body.
My Uncle got capped good. He's kicked off.