To stare
"Yo why you brick me like that in the hallway?"
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Fuck me so hard to the point I say daddy
I want to fuck you so hard finding me then
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She downed-me when she wrote to my husband "Your children's so called "step-mom" (???) hasn't even bothered to call your children."
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The epiphany about what you really want when once you get over being canned from a job.
I've enjoyed screwing off on unemployment the past few weeks, and this is my me check - I never want to work with dumb, boring, needy, obsequious people again for the rest of my life!
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A roblox game that started as a family role play, but since the addition of pets has massively improved and now has hundreds of pets to collect, lots of houses to buy and decorate, and a really pretty map.
Person 1: hey do you play adopt me?
Person 2: yeah I love that game!
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When a person spills something and needs a napkin quickly.
Fred: Shit, napkin me.
Joe: Aight dawg.
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