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When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.
“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”
When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.
I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.
Someone who likes to be better than anyone else
See Marcus over there? He told me I can't lift because I'm not pretty. What an ego monster.
(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.
"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."
A blood monster is an extremely dangerous, terrifying, and horrid creature made from the blood of its victims!
Watch out here comes a blood monster
you have GIGANTIC KNOCKERS!! they are full of milk and more than likely sling around when you walk.
Your boobs are gigantic! If we were in a horror film they'd call you the lactose monster.
kingy da monster 1,001 is smart, he is a replica of kingthemonster101. Below is what kingy da monster 1,001 mean:
kingy - Da kingy means the kingfisher he is smart.
Da - Da is yes in Serbian.
Monster - Kingy da monster 1,001 is SCARY.
1,001 - kingy da monster 1,001 is 1,001 in dog years.
OMG! It's kingy da monster 1,001!