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The act of looking for photos of a dating app guy without a hat on to check if they're hatfishing.
"I hope you did a hat check before you agreed to meet him"
When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny
Yo, that girl last night had Santa hats
A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.
Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.
You becky you want me to wear that abortion hat or you wants me to creampie ya hoe ass
While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!
The crusty ring of blood you find around your nipples - the morning after having spent a night with industrial strength crocodile clips clamped around them.
That bird last night was a right sort ! Woke up this morning wearing Elodan's hat.
It’s when you wake up with your relatives dick on your head
“I went to see my cousins for a few nights, and they gave me a Mississippi hat.”