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a person making alot of money poseing 4 playboy
kira make that funny money on dat playboy bunny
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when a lithuanian skinny white boy gets summoned to clean up the dishes while carrying his goofy ahh long hair on his goofy ahh head and goofy ahh walking to do the chores while simultaneously sofos flames him while he is gone cause he is too scared to comfront this goofy ahh lithuanian dude
bro i had to some chores and sofos called me long hair goofy nigha makes the dishes now i want kms and commite massive genocie to the island of peru
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french my asshole and make me cum ! is what my roomie, Matt, says to me when he wants me to rim and tongue-fuck his asshole until he has a cumgasm.
Matt often says to me "french my asshole and make me cum !" -- so I do and he really moans!
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When you don't have a big butt and you get mad over it
"You're annoying!!"
"Well, lack of booty makes you moody"
"Shutup"
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Revenge is not the answer to all of your problems.
Whether or not the saying "Two wrongs don't make a right" is morally correct has been heavily disputed to this day.
For the most part, the saying has been demonized due to it being used as a quick comeback for when an asshole who just got what he deserved cannot think of anything better to say. Think of The Golden Rule: "Treat others the way you wish to be treated."
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to fuck a girl in the ass having her knees tocuh her elbows.
From a Murphy Lee song: "Im the same bro that made ya knees touch ya elbows, so gon head and treat me like a toilet bowl."
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Make your next move your best move refers to the first moment following a major life change wherein one understands that with your back against the wall; time growing short; and , your options limited you must act wisely in order to both survive and thrive. The crisis make you decisive.
When you don’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of you better make your next move your best move. When you have nothing, you’ve got nothing to lose.
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