wet flower

- a person who is soft and weak akin to the softening of a flower wilted by water.

"look at that fucking wet flower, he constantly complains and probably couldn't smash a grape in a fruit fight, what a fucking waste of air."

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Wet Hampster

A bad ass beverage to consume the day after you've been rearended from behind by an old man ( in a non-sexual way) at a complete stop at a red light!

Wet Hampster to be made as follows

Kahlua
Baileys
Rumplemintz

add liquor all equal parts in mixer cup with ice shake vigorously then pour over a glass of ice and garnish with a dead hampster you've found by the front counter of a stripclub!

Taylor: " like I'm at this redlight wasted at 2:30 am and this oldman who's totally sober runs right into the back of my car at a deadstop"

Estee: " omg did the popo come?"

Taylor: " hell no I'm like DUI or sleep? Hmmm I'll take the sleep and dream of my wet hampster !!!"

Estee: " Good call !!! "

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Wet burrito

Another term for a blowjob

Yo, did you hear Sarah gave Matt a wet burrito in the stairwell

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Wet Sugar

Something passed, tossed, or thrown around that is typically not wanted or an inconvenience to the receiver. It is custom to spout out the phrase "Wet Sugar" while tossing, but not necessary.

Cory picks up single serving bag of sugar at restaurant dips it in glass of water and throws it at Nate hitting him in the face while triumphantly bellowing WET SUGAR!

Darin finishes with Tina (unsatisfied), and while passing her to Derek he yells WET SUGAR!

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Wet Texter

A wet texter is someone who is being very kinky while texting.

Last night my boyfriend texted me “ I’d rather have you in my pants than in my head ” he was being a very wet texter

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Wet Sleeve

When an uncircumcised man is fucking a girl and when he’s about to cum, pulls out, squeezes his foreskin catching all the cum inside it. He then takes his dick and wipes it across the girls face so it feels like a wet sleeve.

I totally gave that girl the wet sleeve, she fucking loves it!!!!

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Wet Blanket

When the pass is a three. Straight to the setter's hands.

skraaaa skra pap pap that pass was a wet blanket bois.

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