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Special Breakfast is a cuddle puddle consisting of two or more horizontal persons and at least one kitten. The kitten should be positioned on the top of the lounging bodies. Special Breakfast is a waking activity and as such should only be enjoyed after an extended period of rest. If a cuddle puddle in fact leads to sexy time the kitten(s) should be removed from the puddle and made to saunter a distance of 10 paces before sexy time can commence. The kitten will likely stare at the rithing naked bodies in disgust.
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To Masturbate after painting your arm and hand silver and staring at a picture of Keanu Reeves
“Hey man what did you do last night?”
“I gave myself a Silverhand special and got silver paint all over my dick”
A special educational gay person
Wow you special ed faggot your so smart!
A mediocre hand job for $1200.
I got The Yake special last night .
Deterring accountability by flipping the situation onto someone else
I had caught my friend lying and instead of showing accountability, they pulled a Camille special and told me I made them lie.
When you nut in a bitch then eat her out
Oh no you’re gonna get pregnant. Just hit the Rington Special!
When you have one primate (monkey) suck your dick, while another one is fisting your ass, then the other one has it's dick in your mouth, and you are oiled up in whipped cream, with another throwing shit at you.
Oh man, Zack got the worst Primate Special...