Tongue Punching The Dirt Star

Sticking your tongue in your partner's asshole

We were naked and I decided to start tongue punching the dirt star.

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Tungsten Star Lesbian

Tungsten Star Lesbian-

A lesbian who, having been pressured into a MOM (multiple orientation marriage), and having been married to only one man for no less than 15 years.

Unlike Platinum, Gold and Silver stars whose metals are "pure" and "soft", Tungsten is the strongest metal able to withstand most any environment.

Many Tungsten Stars are extremely emotionally strong due to the fact of being in a MOM, going through a divorce and becoming reestablished in the LGBT community.

A Title of Honor.

See also Titanium Star

Frank: " Mary's got a girlfriend?! She was married to Jacob for 17 years.. What is she bisexual?"

Friend: " No she is a Tungsten Star Lesbian."

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Star Trek: Into Darkness

The shitty sequel to the shitty J. J. Abrams remake of the legendary Star Trek series. Basically the mentally depraved child of Star Wars and The Wrath of Khan.

I never k we what it felt like to have my eyes raped. Then I watched Star Trek: Into Darkness.

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star丨#1003

gayest person ever.

Candice: oh you know star丨#1003 ?
Landon: yeah she’s gay

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star wars millennial

Retarded fanboys who watched the prequels first and thereby come to many false conclusions assuming that Lucas had it all planned out. (See Lucas interviews to disprove this)

Examples of Star Wars millennials acting out include;

Outrage at Fin being black citing Stormtroopers as clones.
Belief that the prequels were remotely good even as films.
Outrageous conclusions that Rey is Vader reborn because midichlorian logic.
Belief that current star wars lore is superior to classics such as The Thrawn Trilogy.
Wearing lame merchandise with dumb taglines like "Join the resistance"
Belief that the prequels are better than the new films.

I could barely hold my peace at the dumb star wars millennials bitching about Fin being black and Stormtroopers being clones.

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all star (song)

a shit song

bob "hey lets sing all star (song)" steve "no all star (song) is shit"

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Manchester all star riddim

This group of people are man's finest get me rude boi? Contains celebrities from Manchester. Anything from rap superstars to Jeremy Beadle. Wayne Rooney thinks hes part of them but hes some Liverpool batty man with some elephant ear's a fat waste man head. I remember from "Rio Ferdinand's punk'ed" T.V show, David Beckham said all the bad mans come from Moss side, cuz the moss side mandem blows the fat chunks. Billy Davis (ex Derby reject manager) Used to pick up some fat prostitute slags about Moss side, thats why that man is ruff as old balls.

1) Paul: You see them mans right there?
Jim: Yea.
Paul: They are Manchester all star riddim. Total bad mans.

2) Steve: do you smoke paul?
Paul: erm no i dont. I dont smoke Cigarettes, I dont smoke cigar. I dont smoke a pipe pipe pipe pipe. I dont smoke the reefer.
Steve: you should join Manchester all star riddim, cuz you sound like a bad boi.

3) Lil jon once quoted saying " i know im a bare ruff man cuz i smoke enough puff man, but if you in Manchester all star riddim you get enough snuff to last you a long time.

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