Take that you stupid elephant

Outdoing someone that was attempting to outdo you.

Like when Ashlee Simpson stole Fez away from LiLo and then LiLo banned Ashlee and Jessica from her MTV Award party and then the Simps went ballistic, banned LiLo from Jimmy Fallon's party and spread gossip about LiLo in all the celeb rags.

Take that you stupid elephant.

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Take Her Deep

1. adieu: a farewell remark; particularly used at drive thru windows.
2. Circa 2006: a song by Doug.

Tim Hortons: "Here's your coffee".
Me: "You take her deep now".

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Take the shit out of it

When Iranian people finds out that Urban Dictionary is capable of adding custom words by people ,therefore they start adding some shitty words such as their names and some stupid words , this action is called “take the shit out if sth “

You see all the people now wears tight jeans !? They take the shit out of it

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taking my talents to southhampton

to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".

Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.

*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton

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takes care of her shit

Someone who arranges for their own sexual gratification in a subtle way.

She may be big, but she takes care of her shit.

She's not quite a hoe, she just takes care of her shit.

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dewey beach take out

1.) While at the beach with all of your friends suggest going to get take out to make one of your friends hungry.
2.) Get money from your friend who wants you to bring something back.
3.) Use your friends money to buy yourself a delicious lunch.
4.) After you finish eating ask for a takeout box and take a huge dump in it.
5.) When you get back hand the box to your friend and when he/she is opening it and begins to ask what is going on have another friend punch him/her in the face.

"what happened to Phils nose?"
"I think he ordered the Dewey Beach take out"
"word"

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Video game Take-out

The "video game vaults" of hand held games. appears on the retroware tv show.

Video game Take-out is like "VGV"s exept with gameboy and no handsome tom.

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