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When you kick someone in the head after ejaculating in them while there is a rope around there neck. It is optional to keep going if they are knocked out!
Did you see sally last night? IO totally Round house wranglered her . She was knocked out so i went for 2 more rounds.
An incredible show, perhaps one of the best, with a terrifying story, awesome acting, mind-blowing cinematography and full of emotions.
Guy 1: "Whoa, that scare was insane. Also, did you notice that ghost in the background?"
Guy 2: "There's been a hella lot of hidden ghosts in basically every episode of The Haunting Of Hill House."
(There really is a lot of hidden ghosts).
Where life goes to shit and shitty people live. Too much drama. Snobby people. Pretty much hell on earth.
Man: My family is moving to White House, TN.
Woman: Good luck.
When you are simultaneously in the dog house and not in the doghouse.
Opening the front door to be confronted by your partner will end the state of quantum superposition and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.
If we stay out for another beer we engage Shrodingers Dog House..
When you hand a dozen or so emo kids in your basement; no older than ten.
Wow that was the best Siberian house party I've hosted!
When some morally bankrupt ultra-MAGA lawmakers are entertaining the idea to nominate their ex-Commander in Cheat as the next House Speaker (who doesn’t have to be an elected member of Congress) as days-long bitching, backstabbing, and infighting continue to plague the polarized GOP.
As his politically inept and serially corrupt yes-men and women can’t see eye to eye with the moderates, the Pinocchio-in-Chief is relishing at their far-fetched or idiotic proposal of “Trump as House Speaker.”
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A good roblox game where your choices matter, recommended
Person 1: have you played Egg Kevin’s house on roblox?
Person 2: yes! It’s such a good game!