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The best film of all time.
Also a holy text
Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong
Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?
The act of applying used wet turtle brownies to a big brownie whilst brownies are hot.
Kevin dexterously performed the hottest turtle brownie of all time.
A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".
Please, don't put your fingers in my booty. I have a slumbering turtle. #Kanye
“Hey look there’s a teenage mutant ninja turtles”
Teenage mutant ninja turtles: Group of 5 turtles with the colors red, purple, blue, and orange
Group of turtles
When sexual satisfaction is reached without being directly involved in the action
When I saw them getting into it, I was turtle humping my ass off.
a fluffy (floofy) turtle
can be a stuffed animal
aww that turtle looks so fluffy! it’s a floofy turtle!
Origins unknown though thought to be cosmic as they were worshiped by ancient cultures worldwide. Most noted characteristics were endurance, sneakiness and a witty approach while stalking prey. It is claimed that victims were scared shitless but with a puzzled grin on their faces. The Sneaky Turtle diet consisted primarily of prepared lettuce and what seems to have been an early form of taco.
The Sneaky Turtles were relentless in it quest for victory ...