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Mississippi State. Where students drive tractors to school, and fuck cows in their spare time. State fans can be seen enjoying an Alabama hot pocket with their families while tailgating, and indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
Dude, I was going to go to Mississippi State University, but I didn't wanna catch cow aids!
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a tiny school out in the middle of nowhere surrounded by marines, old people, and tourists. Good if you have a car and unlimited supply of money for gas. The only thing close is Wal-Mart and the Kangaroo gas station. Watch out for the fox on campus, he'll stare you down.
Only go to University of South Carolina Beaufort if you wanna get the hell away from your parents for a few months, cuz you won't like it for too long.
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Some d3 school who people in Phoenix think is d1, bad at every sport besides men’s volleyball, shitty parties and everyone can’t go a day without saying how nkeal Harry got drafted by the patriots. NAU is better. #gaySU
Bro did you hear how nkeal Harry got drafted by the patriots!!!!
Dude that happened a year ago
Yea but atleast Arizona state university had James harden
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Regional university located in Clarksville, Tennessee, on land which has been used for educational purposes since 1806. APSU offers majors in programs as diverse as Agriculture, Business, Computers, Education, Nursing, Theater & Dance, etc. Currently the fastest growing university in Tennessee.
H.S. student #1: Where are you applying to college?
H.S. student #2: Austin Peay State University - I want to major in Psychology. What about you?
H.S. student #1: Me, too - I want to major in Physics.
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Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.
Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?
Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!
Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!
A highly intelligent and dedicated team of developers, writers, artists, and musicians who are working on the highly anticipated MMORPG, Pokemon Universe.
John: Who's making the Pokemon Universe MMO?
Bill: The Pokemon Universe Development Team, duh!
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Synonyms: Case, Hell, Nerd's Xanadu, pit of despair from which you shall never escape
Case Western Reserve University, formerly known to students as CWRU (pronounced "crew") and now called by the administration-enforced moniker "Case", is a small engineering and science oriented college in the ghettos of Cleveland, Ohio. This insidious institution lures prospective students with promises of graduation within four years and well-paying jobs soon after.
Once these new students arrive, they quickly realize the truth. Segregated in the “North Residential Village”, a desolate collection of rundown dorms far from the center of campus, freshmen are confronted with the complete lack of campus activities and the sheer tedium of day to day existence. Surrounded by introverted computer geeks who seem on the verge of spontaneous combustion every time the sun appears and uniformly unattractive members of the opposite sex, students quickly turn to Case’s high speed computer network for solace. Here some freshmen have been known to download multiple gigabytes of pornography while simultaneously maxing out their bandwidth allotments.
Once the academic year begins in earnest, things only continue in their downward spiral. Apathetic professors and incompetent TAs pile mind numbing amounts of work on their students, quickly reducing them to burnt-out husks of their former selves. In response, some overachieving students have resorted to unabashed ass kissing to maintain their grades, while the most intelligent students leave Case at their earliest opportunity. Those who remain become malleable zombies ideal for low wage labor in Case’s many “student employment” positions. Tests are difficult at Case, and after finals the near-suicidal students stumble home looking for work to replenish their tuition-depleted bank accounts.
Unfortunately for upperclassmen, matters do not improve in subsequent years. Classes get harder, life gets duller, and hair gets thinner. Ulcers eat away at students as caffeine intake is increased to cope with the larger workload.
Let this be a warning to any prospective students who are considering Case Western Reserve University. Turn back now and choose a better school, before it is too late…
Overheard on the Case Quad:
You think you've had it rough? You have no idea what I did with Prof. XXXXXXX for my math grade!
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