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I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
to ross your cans means to open your cans then immediatly therafter throw it away and claim to have drank them
stop rossin your cans ye faggit!
When an actress has passed her prime and never showed the world her goods.
Did you guys hear about Jennifer Love Hewitt passing away? Talk about Wasted Cans
if your homie wants to quit a bad habit you can say it to convince him to do that bad habit one more time.
+ Homie : Dude, i am suffering from my this drunking problem.
- Y : Ahhh c'mon duuuudeeee. You can always quit tomorrow. Come drink with me one more time.
+ Homie : Ok.. One last time then.
adjective- used to describe the small and token healthy part of a generally unhealthy and fatty meal
Diet coke with any McDonalds or Burger King meal is healthy where you can.
1. Penile anal insertion.
2. A swift kick to the ass.
1. She enjoys a good can crack every now and then.
2. "If I don't get my money soon, he'll be getting a badass can cracking!"