A feeling of total dread you get from your mandatory French classes where you are constantly reminded that you have to do this for the next week.
Me: Jeff you okay?
(Jeff is slamming his forehead on the desk)
Jeff: I have French Depression, and we fucking have this class for the whole week!
October 17 is International hate the French day. So spend today hating the French more then you normally do
Shut it you surrender monkey. Happy International french hate day
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When you or your gf licks the others butthole just before giving a french kiss
I threw up when my girlfriend told me what she had for dinner just after I gave her a french mcnasty
A sex move in which a girl sits on your shoulders with her pussy in your face and you politely proceed to eat her out like the Tazmanian Devil
I hit that bitch with the French Megazord
A French Louie is when you take in his cock all the way down your throat, and then skillfully use your tongue to lick his balls while deepthroating him.
Person A: "Dude, I went on a date with this super hot enby yesterday and they totally gave me a French Louie."
Person B: "No fucking way. My girlfriend never wants to do that."
When she burps into your butthole
"Yea dude, this girl Erin really gave me a wicked French Blowhorn last night. I blew at least 3 feet across the room."
Giving a french barbie is when a french man drinks his cum out of a blonde woman's vagina.
Oh, Jerry gave me a french barbie last night. it was wonderful!