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mother fucking ass dick

A mother fucking ass dick is someone who is a man who has an ass and a dick and fucks mothers.

Paul: "Hey Jim look at that father over there".
Jim: " What a mother fucking ass dick".

by 47 chromosomes March 19, 2021


mother pains

Every time I see a child I smile, then I frown, then before I can visually look sad I'm pretty sure my face has just gone blank, because at this point I have realised that, I'm 19. I have no job, no license, my boyfriend and I have only been together for 5 months and I already have the feeling he is the right guy for me. Do you every get the feeling that you exist for one specific reason? My reason is my future, because in the future, I'll have my own family.

I believe that getting a puppy will not solve my mother pains.

by RememberYourOpinionIsValid September 6, 2015


ur mother father

Worst insult to be ever created.
Worst then "ur mom gay" and even then "ur granny tranny".

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*

by Lil niBBy April 11, 2018


mother fucking ponies

THE MOST FABULOUS FUCKERS ON THE PLANET THATS WHAT THEY ARE

MOTHER FUCKING SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES YA MOTHER FUCKING PONIES

by anflade December 1, 2017


Mother of Universe

A non-religious way of expressing "Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Mother of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Mother of Universe, what happened to you?

Mother of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 17, 2023


🤟MoTHeR🤟

Last Resort by Papa Roach

A word used to annoy parents in the form of a Tik Tok video.

This can also be used to address your friends as to say they are your homie or your bro.
Also used in a way to "rock on"

1. 🤟 MoTHeR🤟. CUT mY LiFE iNTo piECEs, ThiS iS mY LaST ResoRT. SuFFOcATioN, NO BReatHINg. DoN't GiVE a DAmn iF mY ARM iS bLeeDiNG.
2. Person 1: "Where is Ava?"

Person 2: "Oh there she is"

Ava: "🤟MoTHeR🤟

by ur mom and dabibi November 23, 2021


Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Waters are pathetic

by slingshot.aj July 17, 2019