all of my frieinds mom's wifi right there
man... my wifi died its potato
Weird spuddy thing that can occasionally look like crap
Dang, that guy's a piece of potato, er crap!
A potato is food of the gods, a religious artifact that must be properly blessed before being consumed.
In other words, the essence of all existence
The proper blessing:
O, Potato, I bless thee with the ability to nurture.
The best vegetable on the planet. tastes good in any way! fried, boiled, deep-fried, mashed, and way more!
also used to refer to someone who's lazy and fat
Person 1: hey is that Liz?
Person 2: yeah, she became a potato ever since quarantine.
“can I show you my potatoes?”
“yeah, can I eat some?”
“what the heck no pls don’t eat my cats”
“oh their ur cats”
“Yeah”
our lord and savior, creator of worlds, god of everything or something
I am going to worship thy potato
a godly being created by time and space or something.
a heaven awaits for those who appreciate it
Sorry, I can’t go to your house tomorrow. I must worship thy potato.