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if you can't understand what it is from the name you are either a seven year old kid who typed in the wrong words or are a freakishly messed up person with no life
if you are the second one then here you go:
materials
- girl
- guy
steps
1.- (girl) take off his pants
2.- (girl) kneel down facing penis
3.- (girl) open mouth
4.- (girl) suck hard (remember no teeth)
5.- (guys) girls really don't like when you cum in our mouth so try not to its disgusting and unless you have a pineapple handy then your screwed
tips
- pineapple just incase you do cum in her mouth its a nice gesture
- keep a glass of water handy by your side guys like it wet
- * its not that hard girls just pretend it is a lollipop just without the calories
Dude, I got a blow job from your sister last night! She sucked it hard!
Want to get out of here? Want to leave this current establishment/place?
Hey, i'm bored of the girls in here, wanna blow this popsicle stand?
a slightly crude code word meaning " i have something private to tell you at a later moment", often used when an undesireable person breaks into your conversation
Alice: so you'll never guess what Jack did yesterday at the park.
Matt: spill.
* Jack enters the room *
Alice: Blowing Chunks
Basically right ur a little pu**y and cum to much that it blows out ya knickers 🤣
“Errrrrrr Beckie I’ve just had a big summer blow out”
“Errrr Rachel u dirty bi**h”
The guy receiving the blow job makes bird calls, while the the girl giving the blow job flaps her arms like a bird.
I always hear that guy Jeff making bird calls next door. He must be getting those birdy style blow jobs again!
In reference to the act of giving birth: Blowing out your junk depicts the damage done to the female genitalia by the act of squeezing a baby through a small hole. Past tense: Blew out said junk
Has your husband wanted to have sex with you since blowing out your junk.
After anal sex, a blow-job is given.
Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!