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When your cell phone accidentally dials someone while it's in you bra.
I accidentally boob dialed my husband while I was pumping gas.
The 4th of August is official boob day. Your partner/resident boob owner must send you a photo of their boobs
Guy 1: Did you know it's international boob day?
Guy 2: No I had no idea- *Phone dings*
Guy 2: Let's goooooooo
Some days you wish you had huge boobs and other days you wish were flat as a wall. Like gender fluid but just for your breasts, or lack thereof, depending on the day.
Trash - Man i wish i had no boobs today
Chuck - I know right? Me too
Trash - And then yesterday i wanted my melons to be massive
Chuck - ME TOO. Maybe we're just Boob-fluid
Ah - ....What???
Emoomily - I forgot what i wanted to say.
An insult used when you can't think of any other. Also see; penis face
That dude is such a loser boob!
The result of acne scarring on the chest and breasts. The scarring looks like the craters that decorate the surface of the moon.
After years of acne on my chest, I realized I developed Moon Boobs.
On August 31st is National Send Boobs Day on this Day females are to send Boobs to anybody who asks.
“August 31st National Send Boobs Day”
No one knows what they look like, there are weebs and creeps that imagine what they look like, like what the fuck, some guy on discord fucking sent me rule 34 of rouge, and if your one of the people who do this, get a fucking life
Jacob: I have seen Rouge's boobs today, i even have an anime pillow of it!
Micheal: I should get new friends. also what the fuck stay away from me