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dakota: god, you reek of top with daddy issues
An elaborate sexual practice involving three women, two men, a pogo stick, several marijuana cigarettes, a bigfoot costume, and a Marionberry Pie from Shari’s.
Bob: I can’t believe Ed died last week. He was only 23!
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.
That guy that always brags about his shit. He always has the best, the only, the original, and the thing nobody else could have.
There is no way to impress Top Tier Travis and youshouldn’t even try because you will have to endure 1000 texts about his greatness with complete denial of any of his weaknesses.
He does have a nice wife, but she always travels without him. She seems to wear the pants in Top Tier Travis’s house. He would never admit it though!
OMG, Top Tier Travis just started a company and he is texting that his ideas were first, he copyrighted them, and every company wants his services. I looked on Yelp and he received 20 reviews all saying “what and asshole” but they had fun on - business trip with his wife last week when she gave them TTT’s referral.
Girl with hairy nipples
That girl from last night had a dusty top hat
To buy a "scud" magazine without your fellow shoppers ever knowing.
Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.
"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.
That one dickhead who never does a damn thing. He tells his “inferior” co workers to do his basic tasks while he sits on Snapchat. Known for driving a very “cheesy” car.
Look at that ridiculous looking vehicle, guess top mouth dick is here to be the “boss”
A roof top camper is what is considered a scum of the universe
A roof top camper is in all video games that are FPS but most common in the following games
Call of duty, apex, fortnight etc.
Gamer one: I just killed by the scum of the universe
Gamer two: roof top camper
Gamer one: yep