Someone who is a terrible person and shouldn't be allowed to deal with the general public
Man Dee is being a complete twat waffle today, I can't believe her attitude.
A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.
Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.
a pussy who's too scared to do anything ; someone who pussies out of everything.
Dude 1: "Dude, do you know Jake?"
Dude 2: " Yeah that fucking pussy. He was too scared to go to the haunted house last week."
Dude 1: " Wow, that fucking twat waffle!"
pussy snowflake
A vagina that has been in fishnet stockings for a full shift or at lease two shows. See also two show pussy.
After the evening show Kevina flashed me a shot of her twat waffle.
It is a shriveled up vagina
Did you just bang that twat waffle
Someone who's being a ditsy bitch
You won't believe what that twat waffle did !
Normally used to describe a good friend that has no common sense, yet somehow does well in school. They lack the ability to have a normal conversation with someone who they think is fit