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A historical event taking place in 57 Street subway station on December 3rd, 2007 Where at least 40 people were trapped in the station after the security gates suffered an electrical malfunction. Smelling the fear and warm flesh swarms of new york subway rats immediately began to attack the people resulting in a vast majority of them being devoured by the vicious rats. The CBRN was promptly deployed and a quarantine zone was quickly established. Multiple teams of heavily equipped soldiers were then deployed with various modified lawnmowers to deal with the infestation. As a result there as an estimated 28 human casualties (one being a soldier who hit a bump on a ride on mower and fell in front of it) and an unknown amount of rat deaths. However it is believed to be in the tens of thousands. This tragedy was swiftly covered up by the New York City board of tourism but it is rumored some footage remains.
The New York Rat War was vicious, man
when two girls stick a string of anal beads in their assholes as far up as they can put it. they then then run as fast as they can in opposite directions.
those freaky chicks on the other side of the iron curtain love to give berlin tug-o-wars.
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When the aliens first made landfall on the colony of Spain and abducted several small children. The Spanish then proceeded to blame the Americans, sparking conflict. The aliens would return many times throughout the period abducting more and more children until Spain eventually ran out and died off as a people. They say you can still see the ghosts to this day...
The Spanish-American War was kinda lame.
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A war crime stick is a shotgun
War crime stick go click click
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When a guy farts into a girl's vagina. Like putting gas in a trench line.
Dude I gave that girl the World War 1 treatment.
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the war between furries and gamers on TIKTOk is over, it is now time for the space marines to rise up against the fur fucks, now commencing the 100 year war, the winners were the spce marines... but at what costs? BUT AT WHAT COSTS!!!
We shall celebrate the fallen, the deceased from The 100 year war...
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A kid who thinks hes cool bcs he argues about a game bcs he unhappy in his life
Eww fortnite is so bad I love doing game wars kids ur not cool
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