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E War Woo Woo is the pet name of Manchester United's chief executive Edward Woodward. This gentleman is best known for his incompetence in negotiating transfers, and an expert in telling everyone he will buy world class players , not taking into account that those players do not want to sign for the club, and having no plan to actually sign those players. He is also excellent at pretending he is on important business on the phone while Manchester United are losing a match because they haven't made any decent signings.
"Hello, is this Cesc? This is E War Woo Woo, chief exec of Man Utd. I'm in a bit of a panic and need you to sign for us urgently. I've made a few promises I cannot keep. Are you up for it?"
"Hmm I'm not sure, I'm very happy at Barcelona, and want to sign for Chelsea next season. What can you offer me?"
"Well, we have a great canteen that has slush puppies in three different colours, and buns with Smarties on top. They're really lovely!"
"Forget it mate"
"OK Ok, we'll throw in a free track suit with your initials on it"
"I'm afraid not, I'm off to Chelsea"
"Ok then, can you do me one favour? Will you stay on the phone for a while because we are about to concede the double to Everton for the first time in 44 years and the camera is on me?..."
when two girls stick a string of anal beads in their assholes as far up as they can put it. they then then run as fast as they can in opposite directions.
those freaky chicks on the other side of the iron curtain love to give berlin tug-o-wars.
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When a guy farts into a girl's vagina. Like putting gas in a trench line.
Dude I gave that girl the World War 1 treatment.
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the war between furries and gamers on TIKTOk is over, it is now time for the space marines to rise up against the fur fucks, now commencing the 100 year war, the winners were the spce marines... but at what costs? BUT AT WHAT COSTS!!!
We shall celebrate the fallen, the deceased from The 100 year war...
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When the aliens first made landfall on the colony of Spain and abducted several small children. The Spanish then proceeded to blame the Americans, sparking conflict. The aliens would return many times throughout the period abducting more and more children until Spain eventually ran out and died off as a people. They say you can still see the ghosts to this day...
The Spanish-American War was kinda lame.
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A war crime stick is a shotgun
War crime stick go click click
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A kid who thinks hes cool bcs he argues about a game bcs he unhappy in his life
Eww fortnite is so bad I love doing game wars kids ur not cool
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