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It December 4th try fucking ur ex
Me: wanna fuck
Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo
Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"
Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th
Similar to Damnit or oh snap. When something goes array.
Tim: *walks in a bar and sees pretty woman*
"Hey baby!"
(Person turns around, just a man with a mullet)
Tim:"Fuck crap!"
When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.
Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.
the act of having sexual intercourse while fucking a hole in the wall, whose name is Susan. the person most likely to this this is probably a Michael.
"i'm gonna fuck your fuck."
"okay Michael, calm down."
"but i love Susan more than my wife."
When hitting a large jump (booter) mainly on skis there is a roller or knuckle that the jump sits on. If you hit that jump and land a little short that is called a case. But if you case the jump so hard that you are ejected from your skis and you thrust your body so hard against the landing that is called a Knuckle Fuck because you are fucking the knuckle.
Dude, that guy hit the pro jump line and knuckle fucked the last jump.
Something that is amazing. An amazing item, something you LOVE.
That meal was fucking fantastic.
That concert is fucking fantastic
You are not fucking fantastic.
You are fucking fantastic.
When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.
Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)