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Fuck You Discount

When a discount isn't actually usable because the people selling the item put rules on it to prevent it from being capitalized

Steve: "Aw man, these chips are buy one get one half off, but they're limiting one bag per customer!"
Eric: "Wow, talk about a real Fuck You Discount."

by Kevin2030 February 14, 2021


Fuck toy figure

A women who is petite with Assets.

Damn dawg! Shawty looking damn fine..
she got that ‘fuck toy figure’, mane.

by Damonnn84 August 10, 2022


are you fist fucking me clark?

Expressing disbelief.

Are you fist fucking me clark?

by Herpagonasyphilaid November 10, 2020


Stuck in a fuck

when a man's penis has an unusual hardness. Not erect, but solded enough to have intercourse with. It is usual why the entire day is frustrating.

" I would have asked her for her number, but hanging out all day with the guys has me stuck in a fuck."

by skribble July 12, 2013


may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016


may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016


may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016