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This is a person who only sticks to sexual intercourse with their fingers because their dick isn’t quite big enough. These people are terrible people who have middle parts and wear hats all the time. They will bring you into the bedroom with their sexy looks only to disappoint you when they have their index finger third knuckle deep into your vagina.
I hate Aedan, he’s a finger fucking fool with a dick the size of an ant
For a woman ...A fucking wingman is a wingman you wanna have sex with.
He’s got your back in every situation ... and is way better than friends with benefits!!
When you don’t want a typical boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship but want someone who gets you.. respects you ... has your back... and have great sexy time...you need a fucking wingman!!
Jill: what kinda man are you looking for?
Jac: I don’t want a boyfriend or friends with benefits ... I want a fucking wingman
The best Preston roleplay account to exist
Person A: do you have discord friends?
Me: yes I have 'i fucked your mom#6969'
A person who is required to correct everyone else's screw ups.
politically correct way to say it... Devastation Corrector
Give the project that was done wrong to the fuck up fixer so that it will be correctly done.
Where Oscar the Grouch lives on Sesame Street
Oscar lives in a fucking trash can!
when thrusting with great force causing the female to defecate all over the males penis
"That missile fuck was amazing! my shit reached your face!"
A masterclass wingman. Every player's four-leaf clover.
Andy: Actually, on night's out I get quite far with Martin around.
Martin: Yeah, we *do good*
Andy: Exactly, you're my fuck luck charm. :D