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Having diahrrea or the action of urinating and passing a bowel movement at the same time.
Gretta: "I have to go the bathroom real bad!"
Marla: "Is it #1 or #2?"
Gretta: "Its worse! I feel a #3 comin' on!"
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A synonym for the upcoming game called "Modern Warfare 3", produced by Activision.
Dude 1: "Hey dude, are you gonna buy Modern Warfare 3?"
Dude 2: "Oh, you mean Money Whore 3? I think I'll skip this year and buy Battlefield 3."
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When three men stand in a circle and jerk off the gentleman to their right.
Why does it take 3 networking guys to install a switch? These guys are so lazy. With all three of them in the network closet like that, I'll bet they are giving each other a 3 way handshake.
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The 3 second rule is employed by anal retentives who are not as adventurous or courageous OR hungry enough to utilize the more spunky 5- and 10-second rule. If you are so cautious as to abide by the 3-second rule, maybe you are not cool enough to eat off the floor in the first place.
Adam: I am so hungry because I dropped my meatpie on the floor and it has been 4 seconds and I live by the 3 second rule.
Rebecca and Cristina: No problem. We will eat it-- we even have time to tie our shoelaces first while we are down there. Mmmmmm delicious.
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Reproduction joke. The "1+1" refers to two people having sex; the extra 1 represents a potential baby, making a total of 3 people.
"I'm gonna get laid tonight!"
"Whatever man, just remember sometimes 1+1=3."
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The 3-beer challenge is a drinking game in which the contestants drink 3 beers as fast as they can. At the start of the competition, only 1 beer may be opened, and the first beer(wich is already opened) must be on the table. Whoever drinks their 3 beers the fastest wins.
The best part of this game is that after the challenge, everyone gets a good quick buzz afterwards, setting you up for a great night.
I don't even care that I lost to you in the 3-beer challenge, I still got a good buzz and it made your sister look even hotter.
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Cuck but more pathetic because you're paying to be one. Most often it is referred to as cult-like fanbase of Twitch thots
"Those fucking tier 3 subs man"
-A man who was attacked for the entire month by the simps because he said "2/10"
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