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Like the normal p-ray, but when the girl lays on her side and lifts one leg up perpendicular and against the man's chest, so the ray spreads out and lands above the vagina, behind the asshole, and everywhere in between.
She was so fast and flexible, before I knew what was happening she had twisted in to position for a sideways p-ray! Naturally, I obliged.
When you ask someone how far away they are and they say a minute but show up an hour later
Guy 1: Yo what took so long I though you said you'd be here in a min.
Guy 2: yeah, a mikey p minute.
Guy1: oh, ight my b
The ancient Japanese art of burning disobedient children, specifically with a fireplace poker.
“I swear if you get any closer I’ll do some no-ten p-kan on you.”
F- flat
A- ass
L- loose
P- pussy
Hey I fucked your mom she has a F,A,L,P
P A N D A! is cute and i want him inside me
-Minty
P A N D A! did my mom and me cuz i’m a slut
-minty
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When one a male at a shooting range must urinate in short small bursts into a berm at an outdoor shooting range the morning after a night of love making, and his urine stream is split into two distinct streams known as a "duo" of streams.
I had such a great weekend starting with a Friday night to remember with my girlfriend, followed by a morning at the shooting range; except I had a "staccato p duo" incident when I needed to urinate on the berm of the empty bay.