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How to Sex
Babies be like: Yo I came out of the verjina
Hey this is How to Sex 2. Tommyinnit's novel how to Sex 1 is unavailable.
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Chapter 1 How to sex
So you like Sex? Yeah, Me neither. But let's read this book so we can stop the sinners.
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH TERRORISTS
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Chapter 1 the tutorial
So you need to know how to get a fuckin kid. You like kids? That is very bad if so.
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Chapter 1 the tutorial
At first you need a friend. If you have one, well done. The friend will, when all shriveled , SWITCH UP ON YO. That's when you're in cho prime. That's when yo make yo move.
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Chapter 2 Speaking to Girls and Women
girls and women are beautiful
If you want to speak to one, offer to buy them a handbag. Then they will have sex with you
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Chapter 3 Having Sex
DO NOT GO "MMMMMM". IT PUTS THEM OFF.
sex is really scientific and when youve having sex makes notes
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make notes on the following:
- what smells you see
- how hungry you are
- how angry you are
- what you do when your're angry
DO NOT HIT GIRLS!
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girls are not ugly
girls can get hungry though. this is their one downfall.
Society: Women are bad. Society is WRONG. Women should be paiyed
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chapter 9
Chapter 9 is all about Boobs
BOOBS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
Men love the boob. Women love when they charge they phone they boob get bigger
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Sex with BadBoyHalo
DO NOT DO IT
chat: please read how to sex 2
streamer: no chat it is too offensive
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n. A girl who is always using up your text messages for a booty call.
She's a 2 way freak.
Song: 2 way freak by Three 6 Mafia
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30 Do not answer shitty riddles
31 Lead from the front
32 Never let down your country
33 Don’t give a fuck about the trollers
34 Don’t look back
35 When you are fucked don’t show you are fucked, that makes the other person fucked
36 Destroy every single feminist Cuz they all are bitches
37 Never work on your own, always copy your friends work
38 Make your girl fly and always choose her sister over her
39 “I can’t marry you if my father refuses” In such a situation, kill her father so she marries you
40 If teacher orders you to get out of the class, go with dignity
41 Never fall in a trap by the hoe
42 If a girl slaps you, Punch her
43 Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Never ask for help from a bish
44 No matter whom you fight don’t forget to show off
45 Chicks are temporary, Science is eternal
46 Don’t let the villain transform
47 No kissing before marriage it’s also haram
48 Terrorize minimum wage workers
49 The customer is always right
50 Force every food establishment to serve breakfast 24/7
51 Destroy bitches in such a way that they never dare to argue with you again
52 Milk is good for health
53 Sigma male always talk about reality
54 Don’t share your words with anyone
55 Break others nose but never break your girl’s heart
56 Be egoistic about your hard work, no matter who they are
57 Never reply to tough questions
The Sigma Rules 2, check out Sigma Rules 1
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B-2 spirit is an aircraft made to carpet bomb the shit out of any target as necessary, however, only 21 have ever been built, all owned by the United States air force. 20 are active at the moment because one of them, "The spirit of Kansas" exploded in 2008. They are commonly called "Stealth bombers" due to their appearance in Call of duty: Modern Warfare 2, coupled with the fact that they are a stealth aircraft, and almost undetectable by radar. The one and only time they have been used outside of testing was in 2003.
BOB: WOAH WTF IS THAT THING IN THE AIR THAT IS DROPPING BOMBS@@@
BILLY: Dude, u havent played modern warfare 2 yet? its a B-2 Spirit stealth bomber.
BOB: Oh ok.
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An actually pretty decent processor found in many store-bought PCs. Technically out of date, but hasn't been replaced yet as Intel's making too much dang money to give up the 'ol front side bus.
1) Person 1: "What kind of processor does it have?"
Person 2: "A 2.2GHz Core 2 Duo."
2) Intel sticker: "Intel Core 2 Duo Inside"
3) "Only 800MHz FSB? What the h*ll, Intel?"
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A class for the living who want to be dead. It is the spawn of Satan. From the day you walk in to the day you leave, you have no self-esteem. Think you have any idea what you do in math? Think you want to be a mathematician? You're wrong. The highest grade you will get will be less than or equal to 60. (Inequalities suck.)
By the time you get two questions into a test, you will stop thinking and choose the answer choice closest to the tear that falls off your cheek.
"Did you get to question 18 on the algebra 2/trig test?"
"Not before my eyes welled with tears."
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The sequel to Xbox 360 and PS3 game Call of Duty 4: Modern warfare, Modern Warfare is a game which is so broken, just by playing the online will automatically melt your Xbox/PS3 just by inserting the cursed game. This game has been unleashed on Adults and Children alike. When this game is played it instantly takes a day of your life.
Gay Kid: When I'm older I'm gonna join the army rangers! I'm gonna run around with my akimbo rangers. Doesn't matter if I get shot, i'll just respawn! In the battlefield when I'm an army ranger i will camp! I love Modern Warfare 2 so much!
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