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qasdwsdfedfgrfghtghjyhjkujklikl;ol;'p;'#

Intelectual who is so bored that they become a god

Hi there qasdwsdfedfgrfghtghjyhjkujklikl;ol;'p;'#
Bow to me scum

by Dudenesswhosbored May 23, 2022

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No-ten P-kan

The ancient Japanese art of burning disobedient children, specifically with a fireplace poker.

I swear if you get any closer I’ll do some no-ten p-kan on you.”

by The Rectifier. May 19, 2020


mcki robyns-p

the best vocaloid producer of all time. literally the reason why we have danganronpa v3 vocaloid songs now.

Craig: "Hey, have you checked out Mcki Robyns-P new vocaloid song?"

Sage: "No, what song is it bro?"

Craig: "It's Tsumugi Shirogane's song called Perfect Fiction! Mcki used Gumi as Tsumugi's provided vocaloid voice."

by Kaz'sRevenge>:) June 7, 2022


F,A,L,P

F- flat
A- ass
L- loose
P- pussy

Hey I fucked your mom she has a F,A,L,P

by Deeznutz123456654 April 26, 2022


staccato p duo

When one a male at a shooting range must urinate in short small bursts into a berm at an outdoor shooting range the morning after a night of love making, and his urine stream is split into two distinct streams known as a "duo" of streams.

I had such a great weekend starting with a Friday night to remember with my girlfriend, followed by a morning at the shooting range; except I had a "staccato p duo" incident when I needed to urinate on the berm of the empty bay.

by Ginseng78 April 7, 2021


P A N D A!

P A N D A! is cute and i want him inside me

-Minty

P A N D A! did my mom and me cuz i’m a slut
-minty

by SHADOWHOT January 6, 2020


wHore wi$p$

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EXCUSE ME LIFTIE SIR PLEASE SLOW DOWN THE LIFT WE CANT GET OFF
no that's a girl see look at her wHore wi$p$

Guy: are those slut strands???!?@??!@?!@>?!@#?@#>?@$!
Girl: NO!!!!! these are...... wHore wi$p$ 8()

by austriancitizen February 26, 2022