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n. A girl who is always using up your text messages for a booty call.
She's a 2 way freak.
Song: 2 way freak by Three 6 Mafia
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30 Do not answer shitty riddles
31 Lead from the front
32 Never let down your country
33 Don’t give a fuck about the trollers
34 Don’t look back
35 When you are fucked don’t show you are fucked, that makes the other person fucked
36 Destroy every single feminist Cuz they all are bitches
37 Never work on your own, always copy your friends work
38 Make your girl fly and always choose her sister over her
39 “I can’t marry you if my father refuses” In such a situation, kill her father so she marries you
40 If teacher orders you to get out of the class, go with dignity
41 Never fall in a trap by the hoe
42 If a girl slaps you, Punch her
43 Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Never ask for help from a bish
44 No matter whom you fight don’t forget to show off
45 Chicks are temporary, Science is eternal
46 Don’t let the villain transform
47 No kissing before marriage it’s also haram
48 Terrorize minimum wage workers
49 The customer is always right
50 Force every food establishment to serve breakfast 24/7
51 Destroy bitches in such a way that they never dare to argue with you again
52 Milk is good for health
53 Sigma male always talk about reality
54 Don’t share your words with anyone
55 Break others nose but never break your girl’s heart
56 Be egoistic about your hard work, no matter who they are
57 Never reply to tough questions
The Sigma Rules 2, check out Sigma Rules 1
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A class for the living who want to be dead. It is the spawn of Satan. From the day you walk in to the day you leave, you have no self-esteem. Think you have any idea what you do in math? Think you want to be a mathematician? You're wrong. The highest grade you will get will be less than or equal to 60. (Inequalities suck.)
By the time you get two questions into a test, you will stop thinking and choose the answer choice closest to the tear that falls off your cheek.
"Did you get to question 18 on the algebra 2/trig test?"
"Not before my eyes welled with tears."
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An actually pretty decent processor found in many store-bought PCs. Technically out of date, but hasn't been replaced yet as Intel's making too much dang money to give up the 'ol front side bus.
1) Person 1: "What kind of processor does it have?"
Person 2: "A 2.2GHz Core 2 Duo."
2) Intel sticker: "Intel Core 2 Duo Inside"
3) "Only 800MHz FSB? What the h*ll, Intel?"
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B-2 spirit is an aircraft made to carpet bomb the shit out of any target as necessary, however, only 21 have ever been built, all owned by the United States air force. 20 are active at the moment because one of them, "The spirit of Kansas" exploded in 2008. They are commonly called "Stealth bombers" due to their appearance in Call of duty: Modern Warfare 2, coupled with the fact that they are a stealth aircraft, and almost undetectable by radar. The one and only time they have been used outside of testing was in 2003.
BOB: WOAH WTF IS THAT THING IN THE AIR THAT IS DROPPING BOMBS@@@
BILLY: Dude, u havent played modern warfare 2 yet? its a B-2 Spirit stealth bomber.
BOB: Oh ok.
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The sequel to Xbox 360 and PS3 game Call of Duty 4: Modern warfare, Modern Warfare is a game which is so broken, just by playing the online will automatically melt your Xbox/PS3 just by inserting the cursed game. This game has been unleashed on Adults and Children alike. When this game is played it instantly takes a day of your life.
Gay Kid: When I'm older I'm gonna join the army rangers! I'm gonna run around with my akimbo rangers. Doesn't matter if I get shot, i'll just respawn! In the battlefield when I'm an army ranger i will camp! I love Modern Warfare 2 so much!
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A war which America, Britain, and Russia kicked some serious ass in.
America, Britain, and Russia are badass and awesome.
world war 2
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